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31.07 2014

HOLLYWOODIAN CLICHES

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Inspired by common clichés in Hollywood movies, French illustrator Allan Barte has created a marvellous set of prints called Petit Illustre des Cliches Hollywoodiens. Among favourites: the hero who avoids bullets, the overwhelming number of mimes in the cities of France, the cellphone that does not work in critical situations or the killer that catches up a running victim while walking. Oh,  I forgot my favourite one, every apartment in France has a view on Eiffel Tower.. of course!

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A psychopathic murderer will always walk faster… than a victim running away 

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The DNA analysis never take more than a few seconds to be processed.

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mobiles have reception everywhere, even in the most unexpected places… unless the hero really needs to make a phone call. 

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After making love, bed sheets manage the exploit of hiding women’s breasts while uncovering men’s abs.

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In France, 20% of the population is composed of mimes

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In n France, all the apartments come with a view on the Eiffel Tour

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When the villain shoots the hero he either misses, or superficially hits his shoulder.

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Even when badly injured, the hero refuses to get treated.

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In the group there is always somebody who knows morse alphabet. 

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When a hero takes medicine, he always takes half of the pill box, and then swallows loudly. Without drinking water, of course.

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If  he is single, the hero has Chinese take-away leftovers in his kitchen.

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Deserted island is never really deserted. 

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At the morgue: the forensic doctor likes to eat while working, and the rookie vomits while the seasoned cop and the doc have a good laugh.

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The hero and his love interest take time to kiss in the worse situations possible.

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The witness protection program sucks.

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An adopted child is actually from royal or divine descent.

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Heroes never struggle to park their car. There is always a spot right under the building they want to reach. 

via: shortlist

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